PITTSBURGH—A zombie-preparedness study, commissioned by Pittsburgh Mayor
Tom Murphy and released Monday, indicates that the city could easily succumb to
a devastating zombie attack. Insufficient emergency-management-personnel
training and poorly conceived undead-defense measures have left the city at
great risk for all-out destruction at the hands of the living dead, according to
the Zombie Preparedness Institute.
If zombies were to arrive in the city tomorrow, we'd all be roaming
the earth in search of human brains by Friday
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