Dunno where I found it but it kinda looks photoshopped
!SR

FIGHTING WORDS
A Very, Very Dirty Word
The British Empire's second-greatest gift to the world.
By Christopher Hitchens
Posted Tuesday, July 6, 2004, at 1:36 PM PT

The following anecdote appears in one of Niall Ferguson's absorbing studies of the British Empire. On the eve of independence for the colony of South Yemen, the last British governor hosted a dinner party attended by Denis Healey, then the minister for defense. Over the final sundown cocktail, as the flag was about to be lowered over the capital of Aden, the governor turned to Healey and said, "You know, Minister, I believe that in the long view of history, the British Empire will be remembered only for two things." What, Healey was interested to know, were these imperishable aspects? "The game of soccer. And the expression 'fuck off.' "

I thought I had posted this before. But I hadn't. So I'll post it now. Ah, there it is. Now I'll f** off.

Check out the article at Slate

!SR

42 Midgets Mutilated by Lion in Cambodian Ring Fight

In the pub last night a friend said he had been sent a page from the BBC website in an e-mail. The story was that 42 midgets from the Cambodian Midget Fighting League had arranged a fight with a lion (to settle a hypothetical bet as to who would win - the lion or the 42 weaponless midgets).

The fight was called off after 12 minutes after 28 of the fighters were declared dead.

I said I thought it was unlikely, but either way the story was funny as hell.

Check out truthorfiction

And also here

I'm still laughing today.

!SR