When I was studying in Ireland, I took up rugby. As my first season wore on, the boys and I were eventually scheduled to play a team that had a reputation for violent play. Considering that we weren't the most talented outfit to have ever taken the field, we took on the challenge with a "do or die" attitude, hoping things would swing our way. They didn't, and to make matters worse, our star player, Alan, dislocated his hip after a ferocious tackle. We all stood back to watch the medic who, in one swift movement, popped the hip back into its socket. Then Alan let out a blood-curdling scream. To our horror, we realized that one of his testicles had been jammed into the socket, and was now firmly held in place by the hip. Incidentally, Alan ripped a vocal cord with his screaming.from http://www.fhmus.com/reporter/truestory/
P. Oulet, Roanoke, VA
OMIGOD that's gotta hurt.
!SR
2 comments:
Bleurgh.
Well... I WAS eating my tea :|
Have a good New Year! :D
With neighbours like yours I would have thought you'd have a stronger disposition!
!SR
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