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I haven't heard thisone for a while, but it bears re-printing:
http://www.niksula.cs.hut.fi/~walther/fun/stories.htmlIt seems when Apollo Mission Astronaut, Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One Small Step for [a] Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks - -- usual comm traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control.
Before he reentered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky". Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut; however, upon checking, they discovered no Gorsky in either the Russian or American Space Programs.
Over the years many people have questioned him as to what the "Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. A few months ago, (July 05, Tampa Bay, FL) during a Q&A session following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. He finally responded.
It seems that Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbor's bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky: "Oral sex, oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!!"
September 25, 1983, is a date that could have been burned into the history books forever. On that day, against overwhelming odds, a Soviet military officer averted a worldwide nuclear war. What almost happened would have dwarfed into near obscurity any wars or terrorist attacks or natural disasters in memory.